The Little Penguin

Penguin Personals

Living in a colony with hundreds of indistinguishable penguins can make it hard to find the right match. So, for the single penguin seeking that special someone, we offer The Penguin Personals.

We've included a few of our favorites, but feel free to submit your own. We know there are lots of penguins in the sea, and The Little Penguin would love to see them all. So submit your own penguin personal then check back to see it posted.

Penelope

Looking for a blue-feathered beauty who loves to party? I live near the charming city of Adelaide, just south of Australia's most famous wine-producing region, the Barossa Valley. I enjoy moonlit walks on the beach followed by pre-dawn snacks of raw squid. I'm looking for a fun-loving soul mate with a yen for anchovies and a wine cellar fully stocked with the Little Penguin wines.

Peter

If you like foraging trips for two in icy seas and a snug burrow with a glass of good shiraz, I'm your penguin. I'm a buff, buoyant Eudyptula Minor from Phillip Island seeking a vivacious female for serious fun and casual breeding. Let's bypass the elaborate courtship displays and start nesting right away.

Pamela

Tall (16 inches) slender (2.14 lbs) Northern Blue female from Fremantle seeks an experienced breeder to share newly remodeled burrow. With mating season almost here, wouldn't you like a cool space to hunker down and reproduce? No long-term commitment required. I'll do all incubation and rearing. You bring the krill. I'll have the little Penguin Chardonnay on ice.

Paul

Bored with all those pathetic penguins that look like everyone else in the colony? I'm a strapping specimen of little penguin machismo who likes to party all night. If you're into big bold the Little Penguin red wines and heavy preening, give me a call. You'll quickly discover that they don't call me "the other Tasmanian devil" for nothing.

Patty

Are you my knight in shining plumage? I'm sleek and streamlined, yet warm and blubbery. A hopeless romantic who still enjoys an all night romp on the beach. No Fairy Penguins need apply. I'm looking for a powerful forager to sweep me off my flippers with a scalding hot mating ritual and a cold bottle of The Little Penguin Chardonnay.

Pedro

Looking for a SWF (serious wine friend). Love the outdoors...in fact, I live there. I'm intense, firey and compassionate -- a supreme mixture of fun and seriousness. I love life and people (of the Eudyptula Minor species). Let's share a bottle of the Little Penguin Shiraz and let the fireworks begin.

Pandora

I'm a feisty little Rockhopper who'll rock your world. The party starts with you, me and a bottle of Little Penguin Merlot. Like the wine, I'm lush, ripe and quite the handful, but if you're penguin enough, you just might get close enough to see just how soft and silky smooth I really am!

Personals Guidelines

Send us a Penguin Personal and it may be posted in 5 - 10 business days.
Legal notice: All submitted Personals become property of the Little Penguin.
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